Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.
Logic!!
Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds
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TEACHER: Maria, go
to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it
is.
TEACHER:
Correct. Now class, who
discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why
are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You
told me to do it without using the tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how
do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:
K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's
wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I
spell it.
(I Love this child)
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TEACHER: Donald,
what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L
M N O.
TEACHER: What are
you talking about?
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